Ingles had the Digiorno pizza and breadstick kits on sale for $5.98. I had (2) $1.50 coupons so I picked 2 kits up. I was so excited I'd just scored such a deal for lunch!!! We rolled up in the driveway and I nearly fell out of the car trying to get out so fast and get that frozen bad boy cookin'. Only too bad for me, when I reached the back door and realized I didn't have a flippin' door key! Ugh...it's only 2000 degrees in the deep south today. So I called Alan to come rescue us and in the meantime, I stuffed the kids and myself back in the car to wait. I thought I'd put the extra frozen pizza in the outside freezer (I was able to get in the garage via clicker). In the 30 seconds it took me to do that, Sophie climbed in my seat so she could flip down the visor and apply another coat of lip gloss. Now I'm drenched in sweat and my precious refuses to move away from the mirror. I finally pick her up and move her myself so I can get back in. And whew, my prince charming cruises up and rescues us! I'm so ready to sink my teeth into the frozen (well, not really frozen anymore) pizza that I head straight to the oven and get it started. In 15 minutes, the oven beeps and I remove 1 set of golden breadsticks smothered in bubbling cheese alongside a large pizza pie with little pockets of grease on top. Mmmmm...yummy. The kids eat and once they clear the room, I finally sit down with my grocery store prize to enjoy lunch. Trying to save myself a little work later, I decided to use a paper plate. About 1/2 way through the gourmet meal, I set the pizza slice down a little too hard apparently and the crumbs on the plate vibrated and can you belive one of them flew up into the air and landed in MY EYE??? Dang it, now I can't open my eye but I need to get the pesty piece of golden crumb out of my eyeball. Finally, I just swoop a finger in and manage to sweep it out. It was still an awesome lunch; thanks for wondering if I enjoyed it.
Lesson learned: Either use a regular plate for pizza or set the pizza down very carefully on a paper plate.
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